FOR THE RECORD

We’re not crazy! Those people were lying! All of them! They’re all liars! We just like to make stuff to make people laugh and look at us strange. Is that so strange? We’re normal people, just like you and me!

FAQ

What are these files?

We make these audio recordings for use with answering machines of times past. People used to use these electronic devices attached to their phones (which were then physical units attached to wall jacks), which would provide voicemail-type features for those traditional phones. We provide messages to put on those devices. Just our way of saying thank you for visiting our site and spending money on our site. If you don’t spend money, please don’t listen to the files. It’s only right.

How do I download the messages?

You have to buy the messages to get the downloadable version. There are two reasons we do this. First off, it’s because we’re greedy. Second and foremost, because we can.

Help?

Yes.